From a Texas border town facing a migrant crisis to the a conference of foreign real estate investors to the Saudi Arabian regime’s investment powwow on South Beach — Miami Mayor Francis Suarez is all over the place.
Except doing what he’s supposed to be doing, which is leading the city.
Suarez, whose delusional pipe dream of being president lasted five minutes, is still acting like a he wants to be the big boy on campus, playing on the national stage he covets so much.
He was in Hidalgo last week, invited by Americans For Prosperity, the Koch brothers political action committee, weighing in on the migrant crisis like he has any business doing that. He was there he said, to look at “what’s happening on the border, the dysfunction, all of the issues that are flowing from that dysfunction, that are impacting American cities.
“I know from my work as president of the Conference of Mayors, as a candidate for the presidency that cities as far north as New Hampshire are dealing with issues related to fentanyl, which we know is being imported through this border,” he said, although New Hampshire is a state.
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“We know there are a tremendous amount of undocumented in our country. We don’t know who they are. We don’t know where they come from. We’ve heard many reports that many of these migrants are coming from places that are adversarial to the United States,” Suarez said. Does he mean Fox News?
The funniest thing about his self-posted video on the platform previously known as Twitter is that there are no migrants there at the migrant crisis. Just a bunch of reporters and tourists like him.



Then, later Suarez spoke at the 2024 Winter Conference of the Association of Foreign Investors in Real Estate. At least that was in Miami. And more on brand. Selling Miami to the world is his sweet spot.
After that, Suarez spoke Friday at the Future Investment Initiative Priority Summit, a Miami Beach event sponsored by the government of Saudi Arabia, which is currently under investigation by the US. Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs for using American assets to boost efforts to clean up the regime’s image. This is the same government that stands accused of arbitrary arrests, torture and political assassinations, like the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Any future interview with Alcalde Postalita should include a question about how he can so nonchalantly accept these human rights violations, especially since his family fled a dictatorship in Cuba.
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Suarez used his mayoral office to organize and promote last year’s inaugural summit, which benefitted the firm he works for as well. The event is being investigated as part of the repressive regime’s PR push.
One might think Suarez would keep a low profile since the feds are investigating him not just for the Saudi work but also for his side gigs, especially his $10,000-a-month consulting job for developer Rishi Kapoor, whom he helped secure permits for his projects.
Not Baby X.
“Speaking at the FII Priority conference, I shared how Miami is a dynamic and vibrant city. And when it comes to sporting events, no one can match what we have to offer,” Suarez tweeted Sunday.
Did he tell the Saudis that the Miami Dolphins play in Miami Gardens and InterMiami plays in Broward?

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Francis Suarez is stealing! Joe Carollo owes $63.5 Million to taxpayers who sued him. WORSE, taxpayers paid $10 Million to defend the loser Carollo. Disgraced grifter Marc Sarnoff steals taxpayer money too…
During the Covid shut down he would be on Fox against the shut down and later on CNN supporting it . Like cryptocurrency he goes with what is in vogue.
” Cuban mafia- La Cosa Nuestra”
Lol beautiful porque mira que eso es la pura verdad .
I call them Cosa Nostra but Cosa Nuestra is better as so true , sadly true.
I think Mr. Suarez is doing a pretty good job promoting the interests of Miami.
“Selling Miami to the world is his sweet spot.” A true statement, There is very little else of substance that the city charter allows the mayor to do. That is not Mr. Suarez fault, he tried to expand mayoral powers/responsibilities by ammending charter. Voters said NO.
Is he not drawing a salary from the city? If so, what is he doing on behalf of the city? Zip, zero, nada! Maybe it’s time the mayor reimburses the city. I am so sick and tired of these public officials that only use the office to enrich themselves but do nothing to better the lives of the residents. I wonder if there is a recall option for the mayor. It doesn’t matter since the average citizen cannot afford to mount such an effort and lets face with the Miami electorate, dont it would get any traction. And let’s face it, we would get another corrupt bozo.
Francis Suarez is stealing from the taxpayers of the City of Miami. Is Francis taking lessons from his father? Francis almost never shows up at City Hall unless he is there representing one of his 20 “outside clients”. Francis is a lobbyist. Not a steward of the taxpayers interest.
@ Julio: I’ve yet to meet a single person who said they voted for this scumbag (or Carollo, or ADLP, or the rest of the Cuban mafia- La Cosa Nuestra). All of a sudden no one voted for these criminals! Truly amazing.
Postalita will keep the grift going until the FBI steps in (if they ever do). La Madrina Rundle is all too happy to look the other way. She’s been in office for 30+ years (we’re big believers in democracy here) and of course every time one of her compadres is under investigation she recuses herself. Go Madrina!
I don’t blame this postalita. I blame the city of Miami voters for picking him as mayor. Shame on them,