Miami loves a comeback story. Today, there are two.
Political observers and civic leaders have alerted Ladra to the resurgence of two shady political operatives who seem to be back in business after somewhat of a sabbatical — forced or not.
They are Vanessa Brito, who, after several scams and a shoplifting arrest, is working hard for the Miami-Dade Democratic Party, and David Carcache Guzman, a once promising political consultant who was arrested for campaign finance charges in three Miami-Dade community council races and is now helping Commissioner Sabina Covo in Miami.
At first, Guzman told Ladra that it wasn’t him on the host committee listed for Covo’s campaign kick-off. It just says David Guzman. There’s no Carcache, which he loves. But later he admitted that his name was included without his knowledge because he’s a friend and supporter of Covo’s. “They just assumed I was hosting,” he said, insisting he was not on the host committee or working on the campaign in any way.
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He works in real estate now, he says. Property management. Ladra asked him to find an apartment for someone she knows. He sent the same photo of the outside of a building, twice. A unit is available in August.
Las malas lenguas say Carcache was very present and involved in the special election that got Covo on the dais and he’s been spotted a few times at City Hall since then.
It’s understandable that he wouldn’t want his name or past connected to the candidate. Arrested in 2015, Carcache Guzman pled guilty the next year to three elections-related third degree felonies and five counts of falsifying records, a first degree misdemeanor, according to a December 2016 memo from then Inspector General Mary Cagle.
“The Miami-Dade County Elections Department contacted the OIG in July 2014 when it learned of certain irregularities related to the unauthorized use of a Kendall resident’s home address. The resulting joint OIG and SAO investigation uncovered that Carcache had solicited three unqualified individuals for seats in Community Councils 11 and 12. Carcache was attempting to install his chosen candidates in order to bolster his own lobbying and consulting business.”
Additionally, the three candidates did not even live in the areas they sought to represent.
“Carcache controlled the candidates’ qualification process by filing false and fraudulent documents with the Elections Department, and through creating and controlling the candidates’ email accounts. He also submitted fraudulent campaign treasurer finance reports on their behalf,” the memo states.
“Two of the three fake candidates actually won their elections, but because of the criminal investigation they resigned from their seats. The third candidate withdrew his candidacy in the midst of the investigation prior to the election.”
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Carcache was sentenced to two years of house arrest followed by three years of probation. He was required to pay investigative costs to the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) and the State Attorney’s Office (SAO). And he was prohibited from having any involvement with political campaigns and charitable organizations while serving his sentence.
That time has passed. He can be involved again. And he likes Covo.
The other boomerang is Vanessa Brito, the gypsy con artist who siempre queda mal and was accused last year of retrieving $30,000 in GoFundMe donations that were supposed to go to an attorney representing Floridians with COVID-era unemployment issues.

“She basically stole all the money from the GoFundMe,” said Scott Behren, the attorney who sued her in Broward County Court to try to collect. Behren told Ladra months ago that he still hadn’t gotten paid and would start to go after her assets. Maybe that’s why, as she says, she’s only volunteering now.
Brito also told Ladra that she had paid Behren all but $9,000 and had submitted the paperwork to the court. But that is not what the Broward County court records show in the case details. The final judgement was issued in default in October — she probably didn’t even show up — for $29,000. The court added $2,624.00 in legal fees for a final judgment in the amount of $31,624.00.
The last document recorded in the case file is an order of contempt against Brito in February after 31 “requests to produce” income tax returns and other documents.
Since 2020, Brito has made a name for herself helping guide others through the over-complicated, COVID-era unemployment system in Florida as well as other pandemic resources. She’s good at fighting. It has gotten her a larger, statewide audience on her social media — and some good publicity in mainstream media.
“Citizen activist Vanessa Brito has helped thousands of Floridians get the unemployment benefits they are owed,” reported First Coast News. “You may recognize her from First Coast News Facebook group Navigating Florida’s Unemployment Maze where she is our official unemployment expert and an irreplaceable resource for people trapped in the system.”
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Well, even if she did take the money and run, Ladra is certain — based on Brito’s Facebook comments — that she helped some people. She swears she didn’t profit personally.
Brito made her political chops helping car mogul Norman Braman with the historic — and easy peasy — recall of former Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez and the recall of former Commissioner Natasha Milian in 2011. First Coast News said she led the effort, but that’s probably what she told them. That was 2011. And everyone forgets she failed at more recalls than she succeeded. Just ask Braman if he’ll work with her again.
Since then, it’s all been downhill. A defamation lawsuit, a trespassing arrest, a shoplifting arrest at Target where she was swiping clothes instead of votes. Multiple moves. Homelessness. But always snapping right back like a boomerang. It’s practically inspirational. The last time she was spotted doing local politics was 2020 when she helped former Mayor Alex Penelas in his failed attempt to come back to the county top seat and quietly promoted the recall effort against Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo.
Then, late last year, Brito worked her way into the Miami-Dade Democratic Party’s executive committee and started leading a local Democrat Club. Chairman Robert Dempster said some members had expressed concerns, due to her past involvement in shady shit. But he said he can’t block people who want to get involved and has to give everybody the same opportunity.
She isn’t, however, doing any fundraising, he said.

More recently, Brito — who seems less arrogant and more real since her mother died last year — was made outreach chair of the Miami-Dade Dems Senior Caucus. That’s a good fit for her. Outreach. Not senior. Even if the announcement was a bit much.
“When did she become a doctor,” someone asked Ladra, referring to the posts on Facebook.
Brito said she’s done all the work but the dissertation and that she doesn’t officially have a PhD. She also said it was not her decision to use the title and she actually doesn’t like it when people do. But she has to. Because Brito is nothing if not a shameless and brilliant self promoter.
It’s an unpaid, volunteer position and she is nowhere near any purses strings, said Senior Caucus Chair Phyllis Harris, who was very impressed with Brito.
“She’s really smart. And her work ethic is crazy, especially for someone who is not getting paid,” Harris told Ladra.
Then Harris added an unintentional warning: “She’s all over the place.”


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Covo is as bad as the useless Ken Russell. Voters need someone new.
Sabina Covo is bought and paid for by the developers. She has aligned herself with DLP, Sarnoff and Jay Solowsky. Just follow the money, you’ll see they are funding her pacs. Tell me who your friends are, and I’ll tell you who you are!
And so we try again, what an absolute embarrassment. Every 10 years we try, getting older and have nothing to show. Love your mug picture, so real. I will call you later, will you answer the phone? Have a great day.
Anyone following Vanessa Brito in the Special Election saw that she was paid by Sabina Covo as her attack dog. She is unethical and dirty – just like Covo. Anyone but Covo 2024.
“Show me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are!”
Sabina Covo was endorsed by the idiot Ken Russell. Russell handed over all control over D2 to a bunch of Cuban criminals. Covo is another dope.
lol David was not involved in Sabina’s campaign, literally anyone working on it knows that, and he was kicked out from her kickoff fundraiser, which dozens of people saw with their own eyes. Don’t tarnish her reputation with easily disproven bullshit gossip clearly planted to elevate Davis’s dumb ass
I don’t think you can call something a hit piece when it’s based on factual evidence, like a police record. Miami (citizens and elected officials alike) really needs to examine where it draws the line on ethics.
You are what you hang around. Knowingly hiring the “corrupt” criminals is event worse.
Why would the democrats let her be Chair of anything and who calls themself doctor when they are clearly not? Asking for a friend.
Wait. Vanessa Brito has the title of “Doctor” in Political Science, but misspells “Caucus”? Back to school, girlfriend. Back to school.
@JC
Seth Gordon
supported the Covo aka COVID Commissioner and gave to her PAC $$$ and in the last report she “PAID” him back by placing him on a Board at the City and giving him money from the PAC in the last report.
So,,,there you have it facts are facts
Por favor, dime con quien andas y te diré quien eres. Sabina Covo is just another pay-to-play, banana republic corrupt politician. The fact that she was elected is still mind-boggling.
Kick off more like don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
David was begging for a job with her office, we have seen him around lurking at City Hall more than once. LOOSER Drunk must hang out with ADP.
Brito, is a farce simply stated, the DNC chat were all on dislikes her and she tried to push COVO all the time.
Open your 4 eyes Van Brito! others are better.
What’s good at Target for shopping .looser
And Sabina is just a temp placement for the next set of puppets.
Hey Sabina, enjoy the perks for now you dumb ass, Mobil office that never happens and your a puppet to Krusty Carollo aswell. more on that later
Shady is what shady is
Brito is a looser/crook/and a clown “oh Ill help anyone for a buck until she steels it lol
Looser
and the Clown David is almost as bad as Brito.
But Covo aka Covid days are numbered. Thank god
“I pledge” lol
And where is Seth Gordon aswell
Covo Covo Covo.. not fit for office
Seth Gordon?
I would be interesting to know who paid for this hit piece and what he stands to gain from it.
Well idk much about her but it’s not very Christian to claim “once shady always shady” for a nation built on redemption and forgiveness even if ppl eventually fall short. But I guess that is the perspective of elitist judgmental professionals.
I’m here to answer any questions and provide proof of payment to Scott Behren, amongst other things. My cell is 305-985-9141
Truly disturbing information. Once shady, always shady. Sabina Covo’s choice of political companions speaks volumes about her. This is a game-changer for me. This city is ethically bankrupt.