Parody ad shows what guv’s mail might really sound like
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis‘ first ad for re-election is kinda boring, but it doesn’t mean it was easy. You know how far and wide they had to look to find that many happy “thank you” letters?
The 60-second spot quotes six or seven alleged letters praising DeSantis for his work and positions. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like 15 or so letters, but some of the quotes come from the same writers. You can tell.
Basically, the ad follows DeSantis around as he reads these fan letters, hearing the “authors’ voices” in his head, smiling to himself. So proud. So smug.
It probably wouldn’t be the first time DeSantis hears voices in his head. So delusional.
“I wanted to write and thank you for working so hard for the citizens of Florida,” says one woman’s voice.
“I’ve never written to a political leader,” is in a man’s voice, then changes to a grandmother. “But I’m writing to express my appreciation for keeping us Floridians free and thriving.”
A little girl thanks him for keeping schools open. A man tells him that monoclonal antibodies saved his mother’s life. Several praise his response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
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“Without your leadership, we wouldn’t have been able to stay open,” one man says. “Because of you, my child has thrived through this pandemic,” says a woman.
The last “letter” takes a hit at the “woke liberal media” before thanking DeSantis for keeping Florida free.
At one point, DeSantis is riding in the back seat of a SUV and reading the letters from a very thin file. Because there aren’t a lot of fan letters. Bad optics. The producer should have padded that file folder with paper.
This is the best he can do? Because, frankly, he has left himself open.
Miami activist and Democratic Committee Member Thomas Kennedy, a well-known traveling DeSantis critic labeled an “agitator” by the governor, already made a parody of the video with some voice-overs of what real letters might really sound like.
“Dear Gov. Ron DeSantis, I’ve never written to an elected official before. but after you took away my child’s right to read in the classroom, I felt compelled to pick up a pen and let you know what a monster I think you truly are,” says one woman.
“Thanks to your extremist agenda, teachers are fleeing Florida,” says a man.
“Thank you for passing a law making it legal to run me over when I’m protesting,” says another one. “Thank you for doing absolutely nothing to address the out-of-control rent,” says yet another.
“Dear Gov. DeSantis, what did a drag queen ever do to you?” That’s one of Ladra’s favorites, and it’s in response to his trying to shut down a drag show at a restaurant because it was open to families.
“You striped my transgendered child’s rights at school and you stripped my rights as a parent,” said a mother.
The piece calls DeSantis “Trump’s afterbirth” and says he is a “whiny ass complaining about dumb shit.” It’s funny. It’s crude. But it’s also true.
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Tell you what would be even better: An ad with real people reading their real letters of disgust to the governor. We know there have to be hundreds of those. Thousands, maybe.
Let’s make a public records request for the real, authentic hate mail. After four years, a disastrous unemployment system during a national lock down, and hateful red meat laws against peaceful protesters, transgender kids, educators and women’s rights, there have to be a few really good missives in there.
In fact, Ladra is willing to bet that there is more poetic hate mail than there are fan letters.
There’s probably enough for a series of videos. You’re welcome, Manny Diaz.
By the way, Kennedy made a second parody just a few days ago of DeSantis’ second video ad, called Freedom Is Here to Stay. Check it out on his twitter page here.
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How’s he even able to talk with Trump’s d*ck in his mouth?
Bravo! The only commercial more annoying than this is the Jimmy Walker ad for medicare.
Thankyou Ladra.
El Muchacho > Get a life bud, your Dictator-Governess is about to reach his expiration date soon and his kind will never be seen anywhere near Tallassee – Thank God!
So take your frustrations with you elsewhere and follow your Commie-Dictator all the way to Washington, which is really where he wants to be > Good luck with that you helpless banana sucking parasite you!
On the plus side he tried to counter the crazy Biden vaccine mandate that didn’t even take into account having previously been infected.
On the minus side he can be petty as he is showing with hs attempted school board takeover
On the Plus side he didn’t go looney and shut down our state like Mr French Laundry
On the minus sides he placates the religious right to much on what are non issues
On the plus side he doesn’t seem to want to ban abortions, most folks OK with current 15 weeks except extremes on either side
On the Minus side he shows a penchant for singling out and attacking (with the full power of the government) businesses (Disney, Tampa Bay Rays) that express dissent from his policies or opinions.
Jury Still out for this Voter (Independent)
One of The Best Governors Ever in Florida !
Seriously, Ladra, you think it is a good idea to discuss transgender issues (including “drag queens) with children who are WAY too young to be taught even about the traditional birds and the bees (according to psychiatrists)? THAT is what is called Woke Madness..virtue signalling to the point of absurdity and social damage. Looking cool and innovative, no matter the collateral damage…criminal.
Ultimately, this is one of the neo-Marxists’ ways of deconstructing our most basic values, including our Family Values. So they can step in and fill the vacuum with political dogma. Sorry, people have awakened and now your virtue signalling days are numbered.
His ads tout freedom when his policies are the opposite. Unless of course he means the freedom to censor others, prevent schools from teaching the whole truth and listen to pseudo science from his nut job Surgeon General Ladapo. How sad that much of our country now believes obvious lies. The recent Kansas abortion vote was a sign of hope; yesterday’s Wyoming primary pulled the rug out from that hope.
Would you have preferred that Andrew Gilliam, not sure on the spelling, would have won. We would have been another New York with everything shut down. Your bias is so bad, you used to be more centered. I would take you more seriously if you could at least give the man credit for the good policies that allow Florida to stay open and stay free.
Alex Diaz de la Portilla and Joe Carollo love and admire DeSantis. DeSantis admires Trump. Would be dictators love other dictators.
OMG those videos are right on target! Thank you so much for sharing.
Still pining for crackhead Andrew Gillum? There is still hope. Gillum might best the latest rap and be acquitted by a federal jury!
Ladra, you are a fucking true communist!
Good review article Ladra. This dictator-in-the-making is a dangerous one for this republic.
Sounds like you got your labia twisted in a pretzel over Gov. DeSantis. Cheer up! You’ll be able to continue your impotent barking when he’s reelected for a second term. Frustrating content for you and a source of amusement for me. How often do we get a win/win scenario in this bagel munching, banana republic hellscape we call home?