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He couldn’t even pronounce Iran correctly, calling it Eye-ran.
“Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people, but we have stupid people, we have people who are not smart.”
Makes you long for Mitt Romney‘s delightfully polite 47% moochers comments, doesn’t it? He really only meant that for a private audience of donors and other 1%ers.
Trump is busy selling $15 Million dollar condos to China,
whom he needs to beat, and loves.
whom he needs to beat, and loves. If this speech was a subway map, it be all over the place and would have stops in Mexico, China, Tennessee and the Border.
Trump said that our leadership should emulate China and our leaders were like a high school football team facing Tom Brady. Guess Trump missed the memo about Tom Brady being caught cheating and suspended by the NFL for the first 4 games next year.
He always was and will be a USFL guy I guess.
Trump is ready to call the head of Ford Motor Company – whom he knows – and as President would say “Congratulations. For every car that comes across the border, we’re charging a 35% tax (import tariff) paid up front coming across that border” for establishing a $2.3 Billion dollar plant south of the border.
I guess NAFTA isn’t part of the President Trump agenda either? Either that, or he just really hates Mexicans.
Trump’s fear of sounding crass was apparently discarded. “I am really rich” was his most quotable sound bite.
When you hear a man saying he’s going to build a border fence — and complimenting his fence building skills extensively before getting to the point — it’s elevating crass into the realm of Big Brother.
Who can think of the Berlin Wall without thinking of oppression?
Trump wasn’t satisfied to look at the Saudi Arabian border in his chat though. He claimed that he’d build the ultimate border fence AND make Mexico pay for it.
Take a break now, a second bowl of popcorn is allowed for this speech. Old man Orville is smiling in his grave.
Trump did take a well deserved break from alternating between xenophobia and belligerence to give a round of applause to his family. It was the loudest applause of the day.
By then, even periscope viewers were asking for a few facts.
Trump responded with his personal biography, his riches to mega riches story, growing up the son of an impoverished millionaire developer in New York City’s boroughs.
Finally, after 30 minutes a fact arrived.
Trump held out his purported financial statement claiming
that “it would be filed with the government shortly,” showing $9.25 Billion in assets and only $500MM in borrowings with a net worth of nearly $9 Billion.
that “it would be filed with the government shortly,” showing $9.25 Billion in assets and only $500MM in borrowings with a net worth of nearly $9 Billion. Then Trump reminded us that our country have losers again and entered the lightning round of spitting out a pupu platter of political ideas, sometimes from both sides of the aisle.
According to “the economists” who he “dislikes” we have $18 trillion in national debt, and at “$24 trillion we become Greece”.
I guess filing corporate bankruptcy four times makes The Donald an expert on debt.
Repealing the “great lie,” of Obamacare, building great wall of Trump – paid for by Mexico no less — being tough on ISIS by “finding General MacArthur or that guy” and tough on “Eye-Ran” too.
Hmmm, the search for “that guy” is a Presidential issue? Ok.
The lightning round picked up, and we were headed towards the final decision in our Occupy Democrats boardroom – and running low on bag #2 of popcorn.
Trump proceeded to insult Secretary of State John Kerry for… being John Kerry, leading him to “promise I will never be in a bicycle race.”
Next up, a promise to, “immediately terminate President Obama’s illegal order on immigration.”
After that, hug the 2nd amendment.
Shockingly, Trump ended the endless platitudes to speak about a couple of actual electoral issues before signing off. They included an attack on Jeb!– or if you prefer, the former non-candidate formerly known as Jeb Bush.
“End common core, Bush is in favor, can’t see how he can possibly get the nomination.” Trump blurted out, pointing out one of the few actual policy issues in the Republican clown car they call a nominating contest.
He proceeded to bring up solid Democratic party talking points at the end thundering to “Rebuild the country’s infrastructure!”, but of course it devolved into more Trump being Trump claiming boldly that he’d bring in every project ahead of time and under budget, for just “one third of the cost” without explaining how the Trump miracle works.
Mercifully, he wrapped up after that.
CNN said that he’s polling in the top 10 and to expect more fireworks exploding all over Fox News in August when the debates begin.
While Trump saved his boldest words for Jeb Bush, I have to throw them back at Trump himself.
“How the hell can you vote for this guy?”
Grant Stern is a realty consultant and president of Morningside Mortgage Corporation in Bay Harbor Islands and, more importantly, the Miami native hosts The Only in Miami Show, which actually asks guests real questions, from 7 to 9 p.m. every Monday night on 880 AM The Biz.
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